real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
it’s a fucking popsicle
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???