shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
I just keep wondering when I’m going to feel competent at my job and not so far behind.
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going