camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

i can see it.  it’s perfect
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i can see it.  it’s perfect

"I did not intend to get this drunk"
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

fallontonight:

Jimmy, Higgins, and Jeffrey Tambor take a look at these shocking ‘Do Not Read’ submissionsoh my …

goodnight moon

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

deakens:

NDNationalGuard #Soldier holds his daughter during a sendoff ceremony:  http://ngpa.us/bb
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deakens:

NDNationalGuard #Soldier holds his daughter during a sendoff ceremony:  http://ngpa.us/bb

fuckyeahsuperchargers:
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

I just keep wondering when I’m going to feel competent at my job and not so far behind.

liftingandcats:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

I cried and I’m on my period but I’m pretty sure that has nothing to do with it bc it just makes me so happy that the little kittens have people to interact with aughhhdfhafas’ed

This makes my heart so extremely happy.

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck


I’m about to blow every quarter I’ve ever made. blushbeard

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

I’m about to blow every quarter I’ve ever made. blushbeard

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

hannahroad:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bahahaha

hannahroad:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahahaha